A downloadable game for Windows

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An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs is a first-person open-world comedy adventure game. You and your fiancée are the last two human beings left in the universe. Dogs run airports, along with the rest of society. Deal with alien logic, travel issues, and strange stock photo dogs as you attempt to stay in touch with the person you love, when you both live your lives on the go.

FEATURING

  • Bribe Dog, the dog who loves bribes.
  • Secrets scattered across a universe of large, simulated airports, complete with timetables and flight cancellations.
  • Awkward conversations with your canine fellow passengers.
  • An alien language you can translate, to discover the bad jokes dogs write when humans aren't around.
  • A cup of coffee larger than your body.
  • A cup of coffee larger than a building.
  • Spray cans you can use to cocoon the building-sized coffee monolith with festive colors before drinking it in a single gulp.
  • A healthy long-distance relationship.
  • An infinite number of hands that you can use to pet any dog, at any time.

I'd really like to explain more, but the game is called An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs. Or, Dog Airport Game, if you're tired. It already explains everything. Any further words (and we've used a lot) are meaningless. Pulling these sentences from the void only adds to a debt I cannot pay.

Buy my Dog Airport Game.
Please.

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Minimum system requirements:

  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 8; 64-bit
  • CPU: @ 2 GHz
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 2000
  • Storage: 3 GB available space
  • Sound Card: Please.

Purchase

Buy Now$19.99 USD or more

In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $19.99 USD. You will get access to the following files:

dog-airport-game-win.zip 1 GB
Version 1

Comments

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Hey! I'm interested in buying this game from here on itch, tho I see on the steam page that it's gotten some updates since launch. Have these all been put on the itch version as well? I ask since I don't immediately see anything about updates here, and the download file says it's "Version 1"

Heya! I can confirm the Steam version and itch version are the same - you aren't (and won't) miss out on anything buying the game through here. :)

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Aww hey thank you! I ended up buying it anyway soon after (and didn't seem to get a notification that you'd replied to me :(  ).
Love the game so far! I was surprised and wasn't really ready to see some of the darker moments of the game, but so far I've still really been enjoying it. I remember seeing the water cube on Marinara Trench and saying, out loud, "Thank you Dog Airport Game Designers!" When I realized I could float through it and to the other side. While the set pronouns haven't been as nice for me as a trans person, I see and appreciate what you were going for in terms of the relationship; I also liked the little reveal that the player character was also black.
Having to learn how to read the alien alphabet yourself was also a surprisingly fun challenge, and now I'm only missing X and Z, ahah. This is also the first time I chose to start writing things down myself on paper, both to keep track of where to go next, and for the alphabet as I figured it out.

I am so, so glad your experience was (mostly) a positive one! My favorite jokes written in the alien language are probably still in the Moth Man-themed record shop - which also happened to be one of the first stores added to the game. :)

aight cool let’s se- wait wait wait…

XBOX??!??!!

Sound card: Please

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give me free

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ok little timmy

That's really cute! :>

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this looks amazing

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This seems like such a bizarre but charming game. I came across this game a few months ago on Steam and I'm so curious about what the game is like!!!

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why is this 20 smackerooos

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It's a critically-acclaimed open-world adventure you can play for over 20 hours! Sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

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I shall save up then.. :3

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I'm a acclaimed critic and it's not worth it for that amount of money, judge for yourself, look reviews. Have a nice day.

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 the players who play it can say what they think i think for 20 hours its worth 20 bucks

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The game has a couple of hours of playtime, it's pretty repetitive, and it looks poorly done. Also by your logic a game where you only have to press a button without any objective for 120 hours should cost 120 bucks.

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Look, if you have fun with it go ahead, I'm glad for you, but I just don't think it's worth that amount.

yeah that's your name stupid

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this looks like an interesting game but i don't wanna spend 20 bucks on i

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FINALLY